Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Another Day

It is has been awhile. Got to get back to this on a regular basis. My work season is at it's peak. My assistant is at his "peak". My tolerance is at it's peak. Even my peak is at it's peak. I guess it is the little things that make it all worth while.

For instance, I tell my assistant (PR) to lock the truck door. He is very good at following instructions. Now I have finally taught him to "roll up the window" and then lock the door.

Lunch is always entertaining. Although, I am afraid the "LPS" is going to be after us. PR has got to go to the post office to get the papers!!!!!! He doesn't understand the long and "the short" of it.

Much much more, just to tired to tell tonight. Will fill in later.....

Friday, April 20, 2007

P R and friends

"Hey everybody, meet my friends, F, ORP, S, TIII, and the rest of the gang", Said P R. Quit rubbing against me like that, you know how I am. P R is sad because he can't let anyone know he has legs. And this goes on all day with P R. I guess that is why we can't get anything done. IN the water, out of the water.

Glad my day is over. Now I can relax not having to keep P R sedated. (ok, occupied)

I can't get out of the water

"Hey, A M let's get out for a walk", said P R.
"There is nobody around to see us". And so started another day with P R at work. Always fooling around. Can't stand it because nobody knows he grew legs.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

OH NO IT IS TIME

This is the - it is time, he is headed to blog - look.

Between the time I left and now, I received a voice mail (from guess who). I have never heard such pleading and begging..reminding me of the 3 years I have know him..what I knew of him (before today (hehe))..the person he is now..the image he has created..the path he is following..just remember others can read this..and on and on!

Well, as the day started, we needed to check continuity on a float switch. (no Electricity). I have been known to maybe sometime try to get someone on something, but not often. P R was was very intense at the time, checking with the multi-meter..I did not know he was thinking of a way to pay me back for the trick (or maybe two) I had pulled on him. As the wires touched, I just very slightly whistled a sigh of relief that the switch was working. As P R screamed a scream that could be heard throughout the marina, (kinda girlie scream at that), arms flailing in the air, head thrown back, and leaping out of the bilge, I reached for my cell to dial 9-1-1. I thought he was having some kind of an attack or had hurt himself. He placed himself on the edge of the deck, hat flew off, a glaring look with sq winched beady eyes, perspiration slowly oozing out on his brow, and he said "that scared me". "Whaatt", I said. As the show of anger subsided, the wrinkles in his brow relaxed, I could see a look of 'I will get you' in his beady eyes.

WELL, PART DEUX. As the day progressed, other jobs had to be done. P R was down, way down, in the bilge of the boat 'wiring up the bilge pump'. I was on the outside finishing the drain plug. The cavity around the drain plug leads into the bilge area, just in front of P R's face. I was waiting for the sealer to dry. So what do you do when you are watching sealer dry?? I decided to smoke one. As I was crouched down looking at the drain hole (oh yeah, smoking a cigarette), I inadvertently blew some smoke toward the drain hole. Hmmm, I will just blow some smoke in the hole. As I sat there, Hmmm, I will blow some more and more - get the idea? And what follows is what prompted the voice-mail...I heard this very loud exclamation (deleted per request). I heard this thump like a head hitting some hard fiberglass decking with another loud exclamation (deleted per request). There was thumping and bumping and a loud clatter. Not knowing what was going on, I hurriedly climbed into the boat to see what was the matter. As P R peered out from a cloud of smoke, he exclaimed, "There is power on down here, The wires two..from..didn't see and sparks..cut off the battery..I don't think I...where could this be coming from...do you want to look? I could no longer contain myself, as I snickered (very loudly and long), I guess this is when P R realized that I might have had something to do with this. More exclamations (deleted per request to protect the infamous). As P R raised himself out of the bilge (as I backed away) I noticed him sweating again, but this time only in the area of his jeans. (he said it was sweat..who am I to argue) As I tried to point out, and I hope he will realize, along with the job come physical fitness. Today I elevated his heart rate, increased blood flow, exercise by rapidly fleeing bilge areas, and increased the pucker-factor many, many times. P R has tomorrow off for much needed rest and probable medical evaluation. (If he doesn't get a good report, not my fault)

WELL, FINALE. My day has come to an end. Maybe I need for P R to have a day off. My side is still sore from all the invigorating humor....

Is it time

Well day two (2) and another with P R. This is the "is it time" we quit yet??? I think P R has had enough....It was really an up and down day. Up on the boat, down off the boat, down in the bilge, up out of the bilge and do it all over again many many times. No lunch till 3:30 (for me). P R carries beef jerky in his pocket and a sack full of GatorAid. Hey P R, "is the GatorAid cold?" "NO" says P R. Okay, I'll leave that alone. After that I did not even ask about the beef jerky!!!!!
3:30 at BK and "I" finally get something to eat. I guess the day has finally ended.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Where are they hidden

After much prodding from P R, I finally decided to try this. This was after today. P R and I were "working". The circumstances of events of the day, led to P R thinking maybe we would make carp grow legs and walk on land. My imitation of carp walking on land led P R to think there were mushrooms hidden somewhere. I didn't see a cave, so I wonder what he meant?!?!
Well, I am going to go and try to fine tune this.


PSSST, P R they are under the leaves